What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How do I confess to my crush who had a traumatic past with his previous partner without losing the friendship?

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

Why do many women like tall men?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

Is GATE tougher than JEE?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why is porn so addictive?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Did you become a cuckold for your wife?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

If my boyfriend watches porn, does it mean he doesn’t think I’m good enough? If I am good enough, why does he still watch? Am I not beautiful enough?

From Russia With Love

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger